Veeeyz life travels: Part 2

Guuuud moanin’ babeh! Here is my second installment, and also my last- for my travels down to Cali/Vegas. (Part 1 can be found here) Please eggscuse the weeping inbetween photos, I dont do well with post trip blues.

Our flight to Vegas was an early one from LA so there was a lot of tired silliness going on (my favorite type). Thank goodness it was a short ride, it literally felt like we left, the drink cart got half way through the plane and then it was time to land lol. We checked into The Cosmopolitan and grabbed a quick bite at Holsteins.

HEN HOUSE – Beef patty w/ fried egg, bacon, lettuce, tomato & onion w/ mustard & ketchup

Buffalo wings / crispy pork belly sliders / lobster mac and cheese (orgy in my mouth, the good kind).  The server was a bit of a cunt here and we almost duked it out. She’s lucky the mac and cheese was good or we would’ve taken it outside!

Our suite was SWEET! Super spacious, our own balcony, and a big window seeing through into our bathroom. There was a lot of nekkidness going on that weekend and I’m not afraid to admit i like being a bare hippy. Can’t say the same for my cousins and sister though, dont think they signed up to see Veeezy naked that often.

After a short nap and some fun in the sun, pool loungin’, boy teasin’, it was off to Marquee.

Aren’t we just an ugly bunch? ugh, absolutely horrid. KIDDING! My fab fams and the bride’s friends.

It was my first time at Marquee and probably my last. Not sure why the weekend brought out such an astrocious crowd lol. I couldn’t honeydrip anywhere, it was a dead end at every corner and the house music was so bad that not enough a few drinks could get me to stay. sigh! A few of us ended up leaving early and as we were walking down the 6 flights of stairs.. i heard something amazing, i heard hip hop. Using my spidy senses, it led me to a 3rd floor CLUB. It was ALL chocolates, all hip hop. Needless to say, it felt like heaven. Def ended my night off on a good note hehe. But Marquee can suck my nuts :)

The next morning we did it up and got our tan on. I literally spent hours at the pool with Doobs, actin a foo! While everyone was pretending to post up and look pretty, we were splashing and frolicking in the water pretending to be Michael Phelps lol. Just thinking about it right now cracks me up!

A few hours later, after our heat stroke pool session, we put on our pretty faces and headed to Aria’s Lemongrass for some Asian food.. finally! At this point in the trip i would’ve knocked over a kid for some rice and soy sauce.

Some pineapple fried rice, veg tom yum noodle soup.. ugh, so bomb!

After dinner some of the girls left for Tiesto’s pool party. Cheebz, Doobs and I opted for a hotel party for 3. Got the bath robe, put on the hotel slippers and passed out on the floor haha. Thats what 4 hours of sun will do to ya!

That night I (hesitantly) got ready (due to the previous night’s party scene) and we left for XS at the Wynn. AND BOY DID WE  FUCKIN’ GET IT IN!! lol.

Avicii was just in Vancouver the night before and of course my Instagame was flooded with photos, not one to be one up’d.. I made sure I went  HAM! can you believe he’s only 22? got dayum. Avicii’s a regular on our Cali/Vegas trip soundtrack at the moment *tear. He played a dope set and we danced until i couldnt feel my feet no more :) (no photos from this night, i was a haute mess!)

The next morning i got up nice and early to hit the pool like a champ. As I type this, i am of mexican color. true story, bro.  After a full day at the pool, we had a nice dinner at Koi. You might’ve heard of it, it’s also lso known as the worst restaurant ever.

Cold mushroom sobe noodle salad / Kobe style potstickers / steak on fried rice cubes. $100 dinner, boo urns. They did have the best Arnold Palmers, ever.

After dinner we walked the strip a bit.

How beautiful are my cousins? Cot dayum, Gina!

We kept it mellow that night and had some girl  time with the fams. Its amazing how much you can learn about someone if you just sit and listen. How often do we ever do that anymore? Really sit and listen without chiming in. Its easy to talk, but being a great listener is a beautiful thing.

Our 4th day in Vegas was our final day there and we spent it roaming the strip. It was booty poppin’ hot, fo rills. We finally got to hit Serendipity! I’ve been wanting to go since NYC last summer, and then missed my second chance a few weeks ago in Vegas, but this trip my fat kid wishes came true.

Their frozen oreo hot chocolate ain’t nothin’ to fuck with. It was soooo good. I literally had 80% of it while the others sipped on it casually lol.

High Heel Pump sammie – prosciotto, buffalo mozz, tomatoes, basil pesto and balsamic glaze / BBQ Chicken & cheddar pizza / Portabello veg burger / The Full Monty – Grilled chicken, jack cheese, grilld onions, bacon, bbq sauce.

As if you hadn’t already noticed, we ate a LOT on this trip! I don’t get how people travel and eat 2 carrot sticks a day with a glass of haterade (aka water). Trust me, these types of folks eggsist!! Cray i tell ya. Anyways that concludes my 10 days of fun in the sun with my family. I have a few more trips lined up this year and I hope you’ll stay along for the ride. Thanks for being here today, I appreciate you… so much! *MUAAAAH. Have a great Tuesday and don’t be afraid to be a little crazy, nice bitches never make history. Now go on with yo bad self! xo.

Good morning, boo thang!

It’s my official first day back in commission and i must admit, i’d much rather NOT be home just yet. Did you miss me? Be honest. You did? aw! I missed you too (just a little). Give me a day (or 9) to get out of this vacation coma but in the mean time this was my time out in Cali/Vegas in an Instagame (Veeezyloves) nutshell. Enjoy!

This was me waiting for my flight at YVR. Long story short, I spent almost 10 minutes honeydrippin’ with the customs guy, flippin’ my hair and just practising my dream selling pitch lol. He bid me farewell with, “Are you gon’ break a lot of hearts?” As if he even needed to ask.

Got scooped up at LAX and right off the jump I was greeted by Doobs and Christine (stuntin’ a Honeydrip piece). Everyone, say hi to the Jasmin. Beauty, ain’t she?

What my week consisted of. My sister, my family, and of course the key to my heart- chicken and waffles.

After that cali thug love, we were all off to Vegas for some trouble in the desert. This is your favorite girl at The Cosmopilitan. A bit of heaven on earth.

My beautiful sister and I with the amazing view from our balcony. I clean up okay, don’t I? Behind this ladyboy lies a woman, I promise.

Doin’ what I do best, creepin’ on the low…gosh i miss frolicking in the pool for hours!

So yeah, I’m home now and am particularly emo. I miss my sister, I miss seeing my family every waking moment, I miss having the hardest decision to make every morning was which swim suit to wear. I miss it all. Contemplating whether or not to make a travel post, is this IG post sufficient? I got stories for days…

lets talk later, i need to go find a bucket of ice cream to cry into.

On a mission for dime pieces and sexy ladies..

FAIL. I forgot how trashy Vegas was. Mind you, the people you meet in Vegas aren’t usually the regulars, they’re out of towners looking for a weekend of ugly fun. None the less, Vegas (or anywhere for that matter) with my dimes equals TOML. Always!

3 days of 30+ degree weather, laying in/by the pool, stuffing our faces, and doing what we do best, LIVING.

Disclaimer: there may or may not be a photo (or 2) of me half nekkid. So please proceed with caution.

Packing is easy bc everything has such minimal material. Essentials: sunglasses, frost for the boss, swim swag and the solution to all of my issues- coconut water.

Nigs and I had an early 10am flight and had a bit of time to kill so we just chilled and people watched (my favorite), then it was off to the city of sin.

First things first on board, drinksies! It’s happy hour somewhere in the world right? :)

Home sweet home, aka the BALLazzo, er I mean the Palazzo! The rest of the photos are in no particular order but you can probably follow the sequence by the darkness of my skin lol

EAT: I forgot what it meant to eat my feelings..buffet steeze! The Wynn is no fucking joke. Literally it was a never ending line of food.

Dessert was beyond amazing! it was like a dessert restaurant right in the middle of the buffet. BEST. DAY. EVER. I felt like i was 8 all over again, eating everything in site. I want that, that, that, and that too please. And best of all, no judging.

Best find of the trip was GORDO’S. It was like I was in the OC all over again. Beef tongue / tripe / spicy pork / beef shoulder / steak tacos..PLUS the winner- CARNE ASADA FRIES with a large HORCHATA. I’m so getting married there.


XS, Tryst, Tao (x2) and a few others. Got to see Diplo and Eric D-lux! We were on a mission to club hop. And hop we did. My only complaint was that there was way too much fist pumping music. I get that they have to cater to crowds but whats a girl gotta do to get some hood music man.


Sun kissed and party whipped, we were eggshausted lol.

What’s your take on meeting people on vacation? in a place like Vegas?… I am always down to meet and greet new warm faces, make friends, all that nonsense pleasantry. I’ve made life friends doing this, from NYC, Toronto, to Miami, there isn’t a place where I haven’t met amazing people. But what gives? Do people only meet the opposite sex for future hook ups? or can these short bonds turn into genuine friendships? In my head i believe friendships can be born anywhere, but maybe that’s just me. Sometimes I feel like people want too much of me, too soon. Or maybe it’s that Veeezy love they wanna get with. I mean, who wouldnt want in on this? i know right lol

Anyways, mucho gracias to my amazing team for a great birthday gift! And of course, thank you Vegas for showing us so much love. A few more showers and I should be clean of all of my sins… just kidding, I left it all back in Vegas. Cheers to being young, wild, and free :)