Urban Turban

Okay shoot me now because i’m starting to fall for the modern day turban! That’s like saying I’m okay with those hippy head bands that girls wore all summer over their greased hair while drinking $2 beers and vintage clothes. ugh, i hate me!

But I do love me in this outfit…

My only complaint about dark clothing is its hard not to look like a stone cold bitch chicken head – like when I’m wearing a yellow sundress its so much easier to show others i’m sweet right? Anyways, nothing some lipstick and pattern can’t fix.

Chic Nova leather jacket / Mango paisley blouse / Kohl’s head wrap / black tights / Loft bootiesZara bag /  And for those hollaring, my lipstick is MAC’s Rebel.The perfect shade of plum x crimson berry.

Sorry for neglecting you the last few, been busying weekday partying, watching movies, eating chocolate dipped strawberries, and honeydrippin. Can’t blame a girl can you? Will be back next week after I get some sleep. Have a crack head cray weekend xo!

How to look hot in the cold.

Ugh, that post title is so clever I want to shoot myself in the face. It’s been getting really cold lately and even though I knew Fall was fully here, my closet didnt seem to get the memo. My summer dresses are now winter dresses worn with leggings, my coats are getting more wear, yet i still freeze my ovaries off every morning. I forgot how hard it was to look stylish while your nips go hard! I vow to not look like a mess this winter, no ugly jackets and ill fitting winter gear… Let’s get inspired shall we?

 Outfit 1: Anna Kula turban / tribal cardigan / H&M waxed jeans / Isabel Marant Beket sneakers.  Outfirr 2: IRO Jacket / The Row leather stretch pants / Versace thigh high boots

I’m into this turban thing now (don’t ask) and I’m also a fan of leather on leather.. call me Veeezy BadASS. And lets face it, lots of us wear leggings and tights when we’re really not suppose to, what better way to add coverage than thigh high fuck me boots? I need, I want.

Red lips (always a yes!) / Alexander Wang blouse / John Lewis faux feather collar / Calypso sequin pant / Donna Karan wedges (on SALE!). A good date night ensemblo, no? the only thing warm about this outfit is the fur collar though…

River Island leather vest (love x 3) / French Connection knit dress / Rupert Sanderson booties /  Valentino stud gloves..SO BOSS.

So I have a feeling I’ll still be shivering wearing any of the outfits picked out above…but who cares about dipping temperatures and frostbite when ya look that good?

Denim on Denim

dot dot dot. The horror of this trend sometimes makes me want to gag. We see denim on denim crimes happen everyday. On oblivious tourists to our beloved mothers, this is an outfit that should come with a disclaimer. Even I shy away from this combo… But sigh, when it’s done right…all is well in the world.

The middle outfit is my favorite. I find it the most riskaaay considering the 2 denims are so similar in color but it looks like marshmellow fluff and rainbows on that model .Cot dayum.

Lovely reader, Christine (hi!), asked for some help on this denim on denim action and I am happy to help. There aren’t many ways to channel your Double D cravings (double denim, silly!). But I put together 3 fool proof double D outfits that will have you turning heads as you prance around with yo DD cherry popped.

Outfit 1: John Lewish tie die shirt / Mango super slim jeans - I love the look of crisp white jeans and this loose comfy obmre jean shirt is perfect for creating a cheeky DD outfit. Playful, fun and trendy.

Outfit 2: Aritzia Marshall classic denim shirt Levi’s jeans - THIS is how you achieve that second model look. Both are dark denim with different washes. Worn tucked in with a  badass leather belt for full effect. me loves!

Outfit 3: Aritiza Marshall classic denim shirt (same as previous) / J Brand boyfriend jeans - My personal favorite casual outfit. Worn with wedges for a brunch date, or sneakers for running  errands. Very cute Double D action.

What we’re looking for is contrast in colors,and even textures of jean materials. And when in doubt, add a belt to create an illusion of separation from the top and bottom.

Congratulations, you’ve just graduated from the school of Denim. Proceed with caution and remember, if anyone asks (and you’re not looking like a hot mess), tell them Veeezy taught me! Happy September, everyone. XO

It could happen to anyone…

Peplum Power!

Not gon’ lie, when I first saw peplum i was like, uggh, how tacky. Then it grew on me and  when i finally tried it on – it was flattering! Hit my bod in all the right places (holla). I think my resistance came from the fact it reminded me of 80s fashion, those tutu dresses with the fluff coming out at the waist. But here I am eating my words, peplum is the shizzz!

I dont have a waist, I’m kind of built like a trucker so the overskirt mid way is perfect in creating an illusion of a waist. Yes, it’s visual trickery but oh fuckin’ well I’m into it.

Doesn’t hurt the coral color is quite divine on my TOPSHOP dress huh? This was at my cousin’s wedding last week (more to come later). It was comfy, stretchy, and very forgiving for the buffet dinner lol. Buy yours here, or here.

And of course I’ve handpicked my top peplum dresses for you…

To see where you can scoop these beautiful dresses (and the rest of my picks), head on over to your friendly neighborhood spot of whats crack-a-lackin’ in Vancouver at Vancitybuzz!

Happy Monday, go fuck shit up.

Easy summer dressin’

Good afternoon daddeh! What are you wearing today?

Forever21 (Super HIGH) side slit maxi dress (buy here) I love the floozy high slit / MIchael Kors belted dress (buy red version here) / Rachel Roy dress (old) / H&M Beaded collar maxi (way more $$$ expensive version can by drooled over here)

I’ve been living in dresses as of late because I love nothing more than a 2 for 1 outfit. Sometimes the pants don’t match the top, and then you realize the top doesn’t go with your hair and so on… why put yourself through that when you can just throw on a dress or a onesie and call it a day? That’s my type of wardrobe math hehe.

Foosh t-shirt (old) x Talula silk shorts (buy here) / H&M Houndstooth mod dress (similar here) / Urban oufitters yellow mod dress (old) / Chain print maxi (not even remotely similar but really cute, buy here)

Don’t mind my teeny bopper poses and menstrual cramp like faces. I really feel self absorbed when I take photos of myself but like, who else is going to do it? What I really need to invest in is a boyfriend that loves to take (great angled) photos of me. Taking applications!

Are you doing a better job than me on looking cute this summer? If so, I hate you. (just kidding). You know I love you! Anyways, instead of wishing you a wonderful day, I’m going to wish you a more Veeezy appropriate farewell, go fuck shit up!! ok bye.