..is about 8 weeks and 10 years behind schedule. I’m going to do what it takes to get it body roll ready for 2012!!
Since pulling these pieces for this post, some prices have dropped. If today isn’t your lucky day then smack my head and call me Bobby. Anyways lets get on with some drool worth swimsuits. I’ve gone mostly retro for my picks, as well as body conscious friendly. No joke, my belly hasnt seen sunlight since the early 90’s. Shit’s about to change this summer though, i dont care.. You’re seeing me in all my glory.
MiuMiu Bow-embellished halterneck swimsuit
$215 40% off, now $129.00! Man if i had 2 pennies to rub together this would so be mine.
Norma Kamali Ruch mesh suit $350.00. This is incredible. The champagne color is friggin orgasmic, fit for a princess. *sigh.
Norma Kamali $350.00. Retro at its finest. love love love.
Clube Bossa front plunge halter $
565 $339.00. Winner winner, chicken dinner. This baby is MY personal favorite. Beautiful elegant color and the suit overall is so classy.
YSL High-waisted bandeau bikini
$525 $367.50. I love high waisted stuff, good for handling the belly, gut, cuddle pillow for your man.
$595 $357.00. Can I get a roar please? Twist ties near the stomach are flattering.
Karla Colletto front plunge suit $
245 $147.00. Love the plunging neckline. Just a bit of titty sprinkles to keep it classy.
Not so retro steeze:
Wearing a swimsuit isn’t always fun when you’re standing next to a Gisele or even an Oprah but with the right suit I really believe you can be just as fabulous.. fuck it, aim for the MOST fabulous woman in a suit yeee haw!
Eggscuse me while I devour this croissant. xo.